Rick Santorum is a douchebag. This much is clear. However, lying about things he clearly never said makes you a bit of a douchebag, too.

This story is not real. I’m so sick of seeing people fall for every fucking thing they read on Tumblr. Don’t be so damn gullible, please. Fact check. Always. Fact. Check. Yes, he’s a massive prick. With that said, do we really need fake stories from parody websites to convince us logic-using citizens of this already apparent and well proven fact?
