parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP”
me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES, AND SENT YOU 23 TEXTS, AND NO RESPONSE”
my parents: “wow sorry i was busy”
(Source: flygoing, via inkyzuzi)
daveharkinaintthebossofme said: Do you ever even go outside? ._.
I’m sorry. I was too busy rolling my eyes to answer your question.
staurhy said: How are you Latina may I ask?
Tomorrow the Trailer Arrives! #FiftyShades
Welp. Even more reason to NOT go to any movie theaters until this is no longer playing fucking anywhere.