Old School Tendencies

Jul 24

weteevee:

parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP”

me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES, AND SENT YOU 23 TEXTS, AND NO RESPONSE”

my parents: “wow sorry i was busy”

(Source: flygoing, via inkyzuzi)

Jul 23

daveharkinaintthebossofme said: Do you ever even go outside? ._.

I’m sorry. I was too busy rolling my eyes to answer your question.

staurhy said: How are you Latina may I ask?

HOW INDEED!??!!?!???

fiftyshadesthemovie:

Tomorrow the Trailer Arrives! #FiftyShades

Welp. Even more reason to NOT go to any movie theaters until this is no longer playing fucking anywhere.

fiftyshadesthemovie:

Tomorrow the Trailer Arrives! #FiftyShades

Welp. Even more reason to NOT go to any movie theaters until this is no longer playing fucking anywhere.